So many times, especially lately, my child cracks me UP, sometimes it only cracks me up after the fact because at the moment it's hugely embarassing. Everyone can use a laugh now and then, so I'm starting a semi-regular post (because we all know that I will forget sometimes so saying "regular" would be lying) that will highlight these moments for your amusement, you're welcome..
My very first "OMG my kid is totally embarassing me" moment was on our trip to Florida, more accurately on the way back from our trip to Florida.. in the Phoenix airport bathroom. We get off the plane in Phoenix after a VERY VERY long direct flight from Tampa (we will NOT be doing a direct flight again any time soon), of course, despite the 1000 trips to the potty for Z's amusement on the plane, he immediately says he has to go potty, no prob this time, because mommy does too, something about not trusting my almost-2-yr-old to NOT open the door in the airplane bathroom while I'm going pee inspired me to hold it until the end of the flight. Anyways, he does his thing, and I take my turn, so, what does my child begin to shout as I'm PEEING (note, PEEING), "mommy, you poopin?!?, you POOPIN mommy?!?", and I say "no baby, I'm just peeing", Z: "YAH, POOPIN, YOU POOPIN MOMMY!!". Then the toilet next to us flushes, and because he's obviously not done shouting, and my face is now only a medium shade of red, he hears this flushing and says "you FAWTED mommy?!? ewwwww!!!" O.M.G., I was JUST peeing!! We emerged from the stall as I *loudly* told him, mommy was JUST peeing. I'm so glad my kid is normally shy in public :p.
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